Everything runs from buttons in Telegram
One main card that updates in place, plus a card for each coin. No commands to remember.
Button launch wizard
Live or Paper, SOL per coin, how many coins, fresh trend scan, auto-sell, take profit and stop loss. Review it all, edit anything, then launch.
Multi-coin runs
Launch several coins in one run, each with its own card showing ticker, status, a Sell button and a copy-ready description.
Auto-sell, TP and SL
Preset buttons for auto-sell (20, 30, 50, 100% or custom), take profit and stop loss. When a trigger hits, you get a one-tap Sign sell request. Nothing sells until you sign.
Trend scan ideas
Geoffrey reads public trending data and suggests names, tickers, descriptions and a logo for each coin. Reroll anything you don't like.
Free paper mode
Practise with no real SOL: one free paper run a day, up to 3 coins. See exactly how the wizard and cards work before you pay anything.
Up to 3 wallets
Link up to three wallets by public address and switch the active one with a tap. We never ask for keys or seed phrases.
US tax export
One tap sends you a Form 8949-style CSV and a CSV ready for Koinly or CoinTracker, with USD values at the time of each trade. For your records, not tax advice.
!ping status
Type !ping to check the bot is healthy: Telegram latency, uptime, RPC, price feed and current mode.
Referrals at 15%
Share your link and get 15% of the access fee each referral pays, sent automatically to your wallet in the same on-chain payment. No waiting for payouts.
Five taps from idea to launch
Design mock-ups of the Telegram cards. Final screens may differ slightly.
- Open Geoffrey in Telegram and start a free paper run, or sign up for live.
- Sign up: pick your country, read the terms and fees and tick to agree, connect your wallet by signing a message.
- Pay access once from your own wallet.
- Set up a run with the wizard and review every number, including fees.
- Sign the launch in Phantom or Solflare. Geoffrey posts a card for each coin.
Every fee, up front
These are the only fees we charge. Each one is shown on the review card and inside the transaction before you sign it. Network and Pump.fun fees are paid by your wallet as normal.
Access
Then 1 SOL one-off for everyone after the first 50. Per Telegram account and wallet.
- Extra wallet 0.1 SOL each
- Max wallets 3
- Swap or delete a wallet Free
- Minimum buy per coin 0.15 SOL
- Live launches Up to 5 a day
- Paper mode Free, 1 run a day, 3 coins
Usage fees
Charged inside the transactions you sign. Coins you never launch are never charged.
- Token cut 5% of dev-buy tokens
- Run fee 3% in SOL of run total
- Launch fee 3% of Pump.fun fees + gas
- Sell fee via Geoffrey 5% of SOL received
- Pre-launch SOL fee None
You keep 95% of your dev-buy tokens. The team's 5% is never sold when you sell: your sells only spend your own tokens.
Worked examples
| Run | Dev buys | Run fee (3%) | Launch fee | Token cut |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 × 0.15 SOL | 0.15 SOL | 0.0045 SOL | ~0.0007 SOL | 5% of tokens |
| 5 × 0.3 SOL | 1.5 SOL | 0.045 SOL | ~0.0007 SOL total | 5% of each coin |
| 3 × 1 SOL | 3 SOL | 0.09 SOL | ~0.003 SOL total | 5% of each coin |
Selling 1 SOL worth through Geoffrey: 0.05 SOL sell fee. Launch fee figures are estimates; the exact amount is shown before you sign.
Built so you stay in control
Plain facts about how Geoffrey works. Nothing here is a promise that you will make money.
Non-custodial
We never hold your keys and never ask for your seed phrase. You sign every payment, launch and sell yourself in Phantom or Solflare. We store only your Telegram ID, public wallet address and the country you declare.
Fees can't be altered
Geoffrey only accepts a signed transaction if it matches exactly, byte for byte, the one it built and showed you. Nobody can quietly change the fees in between.
No drainers or malicious code
No wallet-draining code, hidden approvals or undisclosed permissions in the bot or in the transactions it builds. Your wallet shows you what each transaction does before you approve it.
A UK limited company
Operated by [Company name TBC], a UK-registered limited company that pays the UK tax due on its income and keeps a permanent ledger of every fee it receives.
Transparent terms
The full terms and every fee are shown in the bot, and you tick to agree before you can pay. No hidden fees from us, ever. Public source code is planned for Geoffrey 2.5.
Fair use rules
No bundling, hidden dev sells, auto-dumping, fake volume or comment spam. Accounts that abuse the bot can be banned.
⚠️ Risk warning
Memecoins are high risk. Coins can go to zero and you can lose all the SOL you put in.
Geoffrey is a tool. It makes no promise of profit and nothing on this site or in the bot is financial advice.
Geoffrey is not available to UK residents. Sign-up includes a country check and UK users are blocked.
You are responsible for your own taxes.
Questions
Do you ever hold my private keys?
No. Geoffrey is non-custodial. It builds the transaction and you sign it in your own wallet (Phantom or Solflare). We never see, ask for or store your keys or seed phrase.
What does it cost?
Access is 0.3 SOL one-off for the first 50 users, then 1 SOL. Usage fees are 5% of each coin's dev-buy tokens, 3% in SOL of your run total, 3% of the Pump.fun fees and gas on each launch, and 5% of the SOL you receive on sells through Geoffrey. Extra wallets are 0.1 SOL each. The minimum buy is 0.15 SOL per coin.
Can I try it for free?
Yes. Paper mode is free: one paper run a day with up to 3 coins, using no real SOL. Live launches need paid access.
How does auto-sell work if you don't hold my keys?
When an auto-sell, take-profit or stop-loss trigger is hit, Geoffrey sends you a Sign sell button. Tap it, approve in your wallet, and the sell goes through. Nothing is sold without your signature.
Will you sell the team's tokens when I sell?
No. Your sells only spend your own tokens from your own wallet. The team's 5% cut sits in the team wallet and is handled separately.
How do referrals work?
Share your link. When someone signs up with it, 15% of the access fee they pay goes straight to your registered wallet in the same on-chain payment. There is no held balance. Please tell people you earn a cut when you share.
Can I get a refund?
Access is a final sale and there are no refunds for market losses. If you have not completed any runs within 7 days and the bot had issues, you can ask for a refund of the access fee.
Why can't UK residents use it?
Geoffrey is not offered in the UK. Sign-up asks for your country and a declaration that you are not in the UK.
Do you help with taxes?
Geoffrey can export a Form 8949-style CSV and a Koinly / CoinTracker CSV for your records. It is not tax advice, and we don't file anything or issue 1099s.
Which wallets work?
Phantom and Solflare, including their in-app browsers on mobile.
Meet Geoffrey, the launch king
Start with a free paper run in Telegram, and follow along on X.